I don't worry about driving in winter because I drive the USS Enterprise

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 01/21/2016 at 15:14 • Filed to: None

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Well,the Enterprise is on the tow hitch cover on my well-equipped-for-winter Jeep, at least. It’s a little salty right now. Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads! Wait, that’s the wrong movie franchise.

Frank Grimes > Textured Soy Protein 01/21/2016 at 15:16

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Tell chewie I love him and I wish we could have been in hufflepuff together.

Chariotoflove > Frank Grimes 01/21/2016 at 15:21

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Starred this because it taught me how to cringe and chortle at the same time.

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 01/21/2016 at 15:22

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Isn’t that covering up the aft torpedo tube?

#OSEHissue

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Textured Soy Protein 01/21/2016 at 15:30

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I don’t worry about driving in winter because I live in Florida.

BKosher84 > Frank Grimes 01/21/2016 at 15:37

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Let’s hope this doesn’t get cross-shared to i09, lol.

Jcarr > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 01/21/2016 at 15:46

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Yes, you just have to worry about living in Florida.

Justin Hughes > Frank Grimes 01/21/2016 at 15:52

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JCAlan > Textured Soy Protein 01/21/2016 at 16:22

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If you’re in a particularly tricky situation where there seems to be no possible way out, do you simply remodulate your main deflector dish to emit a neutrino pulse or some other nonsensical string of words? I would.

Textured Soy Protein > JCAlan 01/21/2016 at 16:40

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I use the Boussard collector ram scoops to draw cosmic gasses into the nacelles so I can vent them along with warp plasma then use a tachyon pulse to ignite the mix of cosmic gas and warp plasma to create a controlled rupture in the space-time continuum, flinging me to the precise point in time before I got stuck in the first place.

Textured Soy Protein > Chariotoflove 01/21/2016 at 16:41

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The location of the aft torpedo tube was changed with the NCC-1701-A refit.

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 01/21/2016 at 17:09

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Yes, of course! I was talking about on his truck.

JCAlan > Textured Soy Protein 01/21/2016 at 17:35

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Well done!